Vitals – April 1, 2012
BIRTHS
Mocha Sativa Stickybud, born to Carol Snibton and Robert Glorf
Pandora Panchromatica Propinquity, born to Albert and Suzy Mortlert
Treetop Freebird Skyface, born to Mona Martin and Cameron Jones
Ephemera Skillset Imagineer, born to Alice and George Fleek
Rainbow OneLove Heartbud, born to Jasmine and Richard Grimble
Nascar Norris Nobama, born to Butch and Bonnie Beefer
Endorphina DigiMind Matrix, born to Shelby and Victor Norglin
Algonquina Etheria Equipoise, born to Wendy and Aaron Trelnerb
Mary Smith, born to Prometheus Gloryful Cosmos and Starburst Indica Lovepulse
MARRIED
Jada Brotman, betrothed to Talking To Drunks While She’s Sober
Pee Wee Herman, betrothed to His Fruit Salad
Kevin Hoover, betrothed to Using The Word “Tatterdemalion” At Every Opportunity