http://www.arcataeye.com/2012/09/east-west-railway-could-roll-through-arcata-september-8-2012/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=east-west-railway-could-roll-through-arcata-september-8-2012 The mildly objectionable weekly newspaper for Arcata, California Fri, 24 May 2013 04:37:18 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 http://www.arcataeye.com/2012/09/east-west-railway-could-roll-through-arcata-september-8-2012/comment-page-1/#comment-64162 William Van Hefner Sat, 08 Sep 2012 20:24:44 +0000 http://www.arcataeye.com/?p=7021#comment-64162 We should also consider a vast new network of donkey trails to the bay area. That technology slightly predates rail, but is much more eco-friendly. Carbon emissions would be mostly limited to donkey poop, which can be used to revitalize our agriculture industry. Donkey technology could be easily upgraded by utilizing grant money earmarked for genetic research. It should be possible to genetically alter donkeys with faster creatures (cheetahs, perhaps?) to improve delivery speed and reliability. The new GMOs could be designed to eat readily available, local resources. An animal that consumes marijuana, perhaps? That would also improve the local economy by driving up the cost of marijuana, making it more profitable to grow the crop on a smaller scale.

]]> http://www.arcataeye.com/2012/09/east-west-railway-could-roll-through-arcata-september-8-2012/comment-page-1/#comment-64163 William Van Hefner Sat, 08 Sep 2012 20:24:44 +0000 http://www.arcataeye.com/?p=7021#comment-64163 We should also consider a vast new network of donkey trails to the bay area. That technology slightly predates rail, but is much more eco-friendly. Carbon emissions would be mostly limited to donkey poop, which can be used to revitalize our agriculture industry. Donkey technology could be easily upgraded by utilizing grant money earmarked for genetic research. It should be possible to genetically alter donkeys with faster creatures (cheetahs, perhaps?) to improve delivery speed and reliability. The new GMOs could be designed to eat readily available, local resources. An animal that consumes marijuana, perhaps? That would also improve the local economy by driving up the cost of marijuana, making it more profitable to grow the crop on a smaller scale.

]]> http://www.arcataeye.com/2012/09/east-west-railway-could-roll-through-arcata-september-8-2012/comment-page-1/#comment-64157 William Van Hefner Sat, 08 Sep 2012 20:24:44 +0000 http://www.arcataeye.com/?p=7021#comment-64157 We should also consider a vast new network of donkey trails to the bay area. That technology slightly predates rail, but is much more eco-friendly. Carbon emissions would be mostly limited to donkey poop, which can be used to revitalize our agriculture industry. Donkey technology could be easily upgraded by utilizing grant money earmarked for genetic research. It should be possible to genetically alter donkeys with faster creatures (cheetahs, perhaps?) to improve delivery speed and reliability. The new GMOs could be designed to eat readily available, local resources. An animal that consumes marijuana, perhaps? That would also improve the local economy by driving up the cost of marijuana, making it more profitable to grow the crop on a smaller scale.

]]> http://www.arcataeye.com/2012/09/east-west-railway-could-roll-through-arcata-september-8-2012/comment-page-1/#comment-64161 William Van Hefner Sat, 08 Sep 2012 20:24:44 +0000 http://www.arcataeye.com/?p=7021#comment-64161 We should also consider a vast new network of donkey trails to the bay area. That technology slightly predates rail, but is much more eco-friendly. Carbon emissions would be mostly limited to donkey poop, which can be used to revitalize our agriculture industry. Donkey technology could be easily upgraded by utilizing grant money earmarked for genetic research. It should be possible to genetically alter donkeys with faster creatures (cheetahs, perhaps?) to improve delivery speed and reliability. The new GMOs could be designed to eat readily available, local resources. An animal that consumes marijuana, perhaps? That would also improve the local economy by driving up the cost of marijuana, making it more profitable to grow the crop on a smaller scale.

]]> http://www.arcataeye.com/2012/09/east-west-railway-could-roll-through-arcata-september-8-2012/comment-page-1/#comment-64167 William Van Hefner Sat, 08 Sep 2012 20:24:44 +0000 http://www.arcataeye.com/?p=7021#comment-64167 We should also consider a vast new network of donkey trails to the bay area. That technology slightly predates rail, but is much more eco-friendly. Carbon emissions would be mostly limited to donkey poop, which can be used to revitalize our agriculture industry. Donkey technology could be easily upgraded by utilizing grant money earmarked for genetic research. It should be possible to genetically alter donkeys with faster creatures (cheetahs, perhaps?) to improve delivery speed and reliability. The new GMOs could be designed to eat readily available, local resources. An animal that consumes marijuana, perhaps? That would also improve the local economy by driving up the cost of marijuana, making it more profitable to grow the crop on a smaller scale.

]]> http://www.arcataeye.com/2012/09/east-west-railway-could-roll-through-arcata-september-8-2012/comment-page-1/#comment-65777 William Van Hefner Sat, 08 Sep 2012 20:24:44 +0000 http://www.arcataeye.com/?p=7021#comment-65777 We should also consider a vast new network of donkey trails to the bay area. That technology slightly predates rail, but is much more eco-friendly. Carbon emissions would be mostly limited to donkey poop, which can be used to revitalize our agriculture industry. Donkey technology could be easily upgraded by utilizing grant money earmarked for genetic research. It should be possible to genetically alter donkeys with faster creatures (cheetahs, perhaps?) to improve delivery speed and reliability. The new GMOs could be designed to eat readily available, local resources. An animal that consumes marijuana, perhaps? That would also improve the local economy by driving up the cost of marijuana, making it more profitable to grow the crop on a smaller scale.

]]> http://www.arcataeye.com/2012/09/east-west-railway-could-roll-through-arcata-september-8-2012/comment-page-1/#comment-65947 William Van Hefner Sat, 08 Sep 2012 20:24:44 +0000 http://www.arcataeye.com/?p=7021#comment-65947 We should also consider a vast new network of donkey trails to the bay area. That technology slightly predates rail, but is much more eco-friendly. Carbon emissions would be mostly limited to donkey poop, which can be used to revitalize our agriculture industry. Donkey technology could be easily upgraded by utilizing grant money earmarked for genetic research. It should be possible to genetically alter donkeys with faster creatures (cheetahs, perhaps?) to improve delivery speed and reliability. The new GMOs could be designed to eat readily available, local resources. An animal that consumes marijuana, perhaps? That would also improve the local economy by driving up the cost of marijuana, making it more profitable to grow the crop on a smaller scale.

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