29 search results for "slithy toves"

Slithy Toves Seep And Slither Like Kleptomaniacal Fog – July 25, 2012

By kevpod

11:06 a.m. A loose Corgi waddled wildly around Northtown, visiting its collarless splendor all the way from a G Street motel to upper I Street. The pudgy pooch was taken to the shelter, after which the owner called in and was directed to pick it up there. »

Slithy Toves Gyre, Gimbol, Ransack, Rummage, Galumph – February 10, 2010

By kevpod

• Tuesday, January 5 7:37 a.m. An emotional man wept in the City Hall parking lot, complaining that he couldn’t remember the last time he slept. It seems that his girlfriend “did something” to him while he was sleeping in Crescent City, and he hasn’t been able to sleep normally or pee painlessly ever... »

911 Mistaken For Rapid-Response Cigarette-Lighting Service

By kevpod

4:42 p.m. Three snoopgaloots – those being slithy toves who forego cover of darkness and do their hunting for fungible items in cars during daytime – were reported rooting around in a Valley West motel parking lot. The caller opinied that the three were “no strangers to speed.” They wandered off before police arrived. »

Stolen Kayak With Stop Sign Paddle Recovered – August 3, 2012

By kevpod

Jeane Slone learned about Arcata’s nocturnal armies of slithy toves like so many others do – the hard way, by having her car burgled the night of June 26 »

Arcata’s Safer Than Where You Came From, But Keep Your Guard Up – August 30, 2011

By kevpod

Apart from violent crime, your destiny as a victim, or not, is pretty much up to you. While Arcata is as safe as it gets, there are still plenty of free-range opportunivores (which we call Slithy Toves) trying to steal your stuff. »

Arcata Police Log: Tell You What, Keep The Porn But Don’t Come Back

By kevpod

12:45 p.m. A woman reported her landlords having entered her home without permission while she was away. Nothing was missing or disturbed, and there was no evidence of a crime, but the intrusive landlords “act” like they have been in her place. »

Mendacious Motel Messiah A Lousy Leprechaun Lookout – November 27, 2012

By kevpod

10:30 a.m. A chatter of Chihuahuas, about 10 in number, clattered tinily about on Frederick Avenue. An investigating officer was approached by several neighbors complaining of the chronic Chihuahua crisis, which was traced to a faulty fence. »

Reward Offered For Stolen Property – August 9, 2012

By kevpod

If you have or know about the whereabouts of these items, please contact the Arcata Police Department at (707) 822-2428 and/or Kelly Gaudin at (707) 826-2262 or (707) 498-5141. Cash reward for the return of these items. »

Screaming Lord Sutch’s Unwitting Disciples Bring The Loud – July 8, 2012

By kevpod

“You are being slaughtered,” bellowed the hirsute howler. »

Palpitation Emanation Causation An Occultation Celebration – June 24, 2012

By kevpod

3:19 p.m. A woman said her ex-boyfriend had called her 15 to 20 times to tell her that he was en route from Manila to sleep on her couch. Police told him to stop making so many couch reservations. »