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Police Log
Nitrous-Betingled Pornlifters Charge iThingies During Parking Lot Daycare Sesh – June 3, 2012
8:46 p.m. By way of emphasizing an important point during an argument with employees at a Northtown shop, a woman threw her sandwich at them and then scuttled off over the pedestrian footbridge. »
An Artsy And Superficial, Mom-Alarming Arm Carving – May 30, 2012
5:17 p.m. After an Occupy 27th and Q streets moo-in by seven calves, police deployed to the scene. But the movement quickly dissolved into docility, and the calf contingent wandered back into the feedlot for eventual dismantlement. »
Unhappy Monologist Finds Validation In Car Horn Artistry – May 21, 2012
3:18 p.m. Arrogant raccoons who have set up a colony under a Wyatt Lane house growl at anyone who looks in on them. »
Anti-Aging Activists Articulate Neighborly Sex And Death Wishes – May 11, 2012
Reads the dispatcher narrative: “Out with one, in a tree.” »
Scruffy Toves’ Doorhandle Research Precedes Hearty Round Of Cigs, Ejection – May 6, 2012
• Sunday, April 8 1:40 a.m. A man pushed his female roommate down, so she bit his face. This made him yell. She left. He still yelled. »
Houseguest, Loose Cash Depart During Bathroom Break – April 23, 2012
6:37 p.m. Forty minutes luxuriating in a mini-mart’s restroom was enough to earn a trespass warning. »
Screamwalker, Facebleeder, Camstealer, Belligerator – April 15, 2012
• Friday, March 9 6:49 a.m. A man frustrated with his living situation did the only natural thing – went scream-walking down the street on Alliance Road. 7:21 a.m. Someone called to report an Alliance and Spear mini-mart open with no employees around. Police arrived, then the owner. 9:32 a.m. Someone reported a large... »
Poop And Circumstances – April 5, 2012
8:56 a.m. A big ’ol garbage bag ’o trim was reported dumped on the switchback path from Seventh Street to the Community Park. It didn’t survive the 20 minutes it took officers to arrive on scene. »
‘If I Wanted To Smoke Your Joint, I Would!’ – April 1, 2012
4:36 p.m. A trio of roving males made their way down H Street in a flurry of fragrant flannel and dope smoke. Coming to rest in a sleaze-beleagured alley, one was heard to quip, “If I wanted to smoke your joint, I would!” »
Woman Lies About Boyfriend’s Dream To Scare Him And Make Him Want To Leave – March 27, 2012
6:51 p.m. There was more fistfighting than usual going on in the the deli section of the Uniontown supermarket. Police arrived 70 seconds after the combat between a youth and store security was reported. In exactly one half-hour, the boy was arrested, cited for shoplifting and released to a responsible adult. »
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