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Ragman A Red Plant All Along! – April 1, 2011

By kevpod

Orlovsky was unable to suppress a chuckle reminiscing about his decade-plus undercover in Arcata. “They think I am common, how you say – Drunkard, yes?” Orlovsky said in a thick Eastern European accent. “Now, joke is on them!” »

Gallegos Vows To Complete Subway Take-Out Order ‘Soon’ – April 1, 2011

By kevpod

“Listen, Richard, I need your help making a decision. No, not on that felony plea-bargain thing... and no, this has nothing to do with the investigation into Allison. Richard, can you remember whether I like dijonnaise?” »

Head Off Modern Menaces At Humboldt Helmeteria – April 1, 2011

By kevpod

With City Hall blind to these perils, entrepreneurs Willard and Nancy Dingle have stepped up to the plate with solutions to help foil – literally – the best-laid plans of the corporadoes and government conspirators. »

Glow Houses Overtake Arcata – April 1, 2010

By kevpod

“It turns out it wasn’t a grow house,” said Detective Barry Gates, with obvious embarrassment. “It was a ‘glow house’ – an indoor tanning salon. This is something we hadn’t encountered before.” »

New LoonView Map Tracks Wingnut Waves – April 1, 2010

By kevpod

The City of Arcata and National Weather Service have collaborated to develop a “Lunatic Weather Map” which attempts to forecast the ebb and flow of high-maintenance crazy persons in and around Arcata. »